You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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