i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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