You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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