Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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