butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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