I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
This girl is more easily done than said...
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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