Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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