did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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