East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
We had sex on a dog bed..
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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