Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
is this the sara with the beer cane?
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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