you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Randomize
