Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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