He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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