Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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