I am in a vortex of obligation.
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
time to smoke my breakfast
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
Randomize
