Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
why do cheetos always look like penises
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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