haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
i've created a new STD.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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