You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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