i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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