:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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