i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
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