Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Hippo gnu deer
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
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