but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
accomplished twins. life is a go
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
Randomize
