dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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