yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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