i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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