Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
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