How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Do vagina's smell?
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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