I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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