i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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