There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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