Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I stole a fireplace last night.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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