he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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