On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
Houston, we have a squirter
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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