No more Irish car bombs ever.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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