yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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