Your tits are I can't wait for
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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