just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
either way he was missing a nipple.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I have fence marks all over my body
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