I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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