at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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