I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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