What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
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