Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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