god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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