Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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