worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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