another moral hangover. fuck.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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