he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Vodka?
Forever.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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