I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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