I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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