you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Found the puke drawer
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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