you traded sex for a burrito?
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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