Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
we're so committed to being not committed
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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