my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
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