Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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