it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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