is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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