do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I think I sprained my soul last night
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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