dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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