My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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