I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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